![]() You probably learned about the birds and the bees growing up, but did anyone warn you about the dangers of honey? Similarly how if you mess with the Beyhive you’ll get stung, if you touch honey - you’re going to quickly realize your hands are veryyyy sticky. There are certain actions in life that you just don’t do… like, for instance, upsetting Beyonce’s Beyhive AKA her cult following. *passive aggressively pinches nose but continues to eat natto anyways* The fermented soybeans could also take some notes… like, I don’t know… maybe investing in some quality perfume? Take a hint, NATTO: you may be awesome paired with rice and raw eggs in Japan, but your pungent stench isn’t doing you any justice. I think we could all learn a lesson or two from natto and hold onto the people in our lives like it’s the last thing we do. Speaking of sticky situations, after laying her eggs, the queen fig wasp finds herself trapped and is then digested by the fig. On top of looking suspiciously sexual, the interior of fig fruits is full of tiny club-shaped filaments called OVARIES - which a queen fig wasp fertilizes, after squeezing into a narrow opening in the fig. Plump, sweet and velvety - correct me if I’m wrong, but medjool dates are the best kind of dates… plus, they’ll never stand you up or end in awkward goodnight kisses or ghost you via text. Pregnant 10 year old girl denied an abortion.It’s a good thing Elmer’s glue is non-toxic because *low key* we all know you tasted it when you were in elementary school … if for some reason you still haven’t outgrown that overpowering curiosity to put glue-like substances in your mouth, luckily for you, these thirteen sticky foods are actually intended to be consumed.īlind dates with that “adorable and fun” person that your grandma’s best friend’s nephew wants to set you up on isn’t the only kind of date that can end up being sticky. No one is talking about illegal abortion in NSW and we need to. ![]() Woman pens an open letter before her abortion. The first teaser of Ruby Rose in Orange Is The New Black. P: Yeah, maybe – makes me feel a little better actually.ī: Then I’ve done my job, clown cheers crowd. And maybe what was best for your children was wiping ’em out before they had to live miserable fucking lives. I mean, what does a good mother do? A good mother does what’s best for her children. When you think about it it’s a blessing.ī: Maybe you should, maybe you should stop punishing yourself. So by terminating those pregnancies you spared society the scourge of your offspring. So, 20 years later, when they would have been a prime crime age, they weren’t there.ī: My point is that you were a meth-head white trash piece of shit and your children, had they been born, would have been meth-head white trash pieces of shit. The three most important ingredients when one is making a felon. Children who, if their mothers had been forced to have them, would have grown up poor, and neglected and abused. ![]() Wade, these were children that weren’t wanted. P: The darkness of ’73, the exact opposite actually.ī: The abortions that occurred after Roe v. They have this chapter in it: ‘ Where have all the criminals gone?‘.ī: In the 1990s crime fell spectacularly and this books attributes that to passing of Roe V. P: No, what’s it about? Bearded ladies and midgets?ī: Close its about economic theory, cause and effect.ī: It’s actually a pretty good read. You ever read a book called Freakonomics? P: Easy for you to say, I’m guessing you’ve never had to abort nobody.ī: A Bold assumption. P: Yeah I’m going to hell I know it, even though I was saved and everything they never even had a chance, you know?ī: Son you’ve got to let go of that shit. P: Jesus you look like the angel of death. Pennsatucky: Yeah these are all my unborn babies. You can read the whole conversation from the best scene in the best show (not) on television here:īoo: It’s like a whole little graveyard here.
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